Humor Articles
226: Ever Had One Of Those Daze
Last Thursday was one of those "daze" I should have stayed in bed. The day began with me, my family and my job in balance. By the end of the day I had trouble balancing toothpaste on my toothbrush.
As I pulled the bedcovers over my head that night - yes, night eventually came - I was thankful tomorrow was a new day. I was thankful I had no idea
227: Evolution Of The Clown
Send in the clowns! Perhaps the first time that command was voiced was in China in 1818 B.C. Or maybe it was said during Egypt's Fifth Dynasty around 2500 B.C. Although the history of clowns may not have an exact date, their influence and joy have been felt for thousands of years.
Clowns were originally court jesters and served an important fun
228: Excuse Me But Yes I Am From Long-Guy-Land
I have lived on Long-guy-land all of my life (yes, 'on' -- a Long-guy-lander does not live 'in' the Island) and moved to South Carolina five years ago. For those unfamiliar with tha Island, LI is NOT Noo Yawk City and has a culture of its own. Long-guy-land, in fact, as I have learned since living in the south, has a language of it's own which I am
229: Expecting The Unexpected
The best thing about unexpected guests - yes, there is a best thing - is that you have no expectations.
Until a few years ago I thought a phone call announcing the imminent arrival of an unexpected guest qualified as an obscene phone call. Now I can be ready in minutes.
First, I postpone the arrival of the guest until after dark. Then the d
230: Fact Is Funnier Than Comedy
When I need a chuckle, I try to watch a sitcom or read the funnies. When my need for comedy is greater, then I invest my time in watching a complete movie. But when nothing but the funniest will do, I just observe the so-called real world around me.
The fact that this is really happening makes all the weird stuff all the more funny. To begin wit
231: Faulty Meat Processing Machines Go Haywire
Reports have come in today of a product recall on a meat processing machine, model number 43OhNo. This is due to a malfunction where the computerised meat processing machine develops a mind of its own and has been taking matters into its own grinder.
After installation at a new butchers shop in Lancashire things had apparently been going well. T
232: For Better Or For Worse
I'm married to John Doe. Well, not really. It's just that when I write about him, he'd like to be anonymous. Thankfully, he didn't feel that way when I gave birth to our sons.
My girlfriends envy the fact that my husband helps make the bed, do the laundry and wash the dishes. For some reason they don't understand that he also helps wrinkle the
233: Free Videos Never A Dull Moment
Free videos are an excellent source of online entertainment. They can and may be clips from television shows, commercials, or even a scene from a movie. They could also be home videos, animated videos, amateur film, etc. Free videos are legion and can be viewed on numerous sites all over the world wide web.
Not only are they a great recreationa
234: Fun Free Games
Having a party? Or a get together with some friends? Trying to think of things to do for a childrens party? Then get the party going and people interacting by introducing some fun free games.
Everyone likes to play games from children to adults and you do n have to hurt your wallet organising a fun day or evening of entertainment. Some of the mo
235: Funny Videos They Are Good For You
Funny videos are abundant on the web. From amateur clips to professional skits, samples of cartoons to segments of live comedy acts, and anything else that can make you laugh the internet has it all.
There are many sites featuring funny videos. Some are video sharing sites, where users can post videos they find funny, and rate videos posted by
236: Gadgets Mechanical Or Maniacal Devices
Gadgets are guy things. Maybe it's in their genes - or maybe it's just in their blue jeans.
My guy loves digital cameras. I don't because I don't like having my picture taken. Maybe it's because I'm part American Indian and I feel like my soul is being taken. Of course, you'd think something that could take my soul could take my wrinkles too.
237: Gift Certificates For Marriage Counseling
Marriage counseling is a big decision. So is deciding how to tell your family.
Being a typical male, John suggested telling them that marriage is like a car and counseling is like maintenance. Being a typical female, I worried family members would think our warranty had expired and we were going to look for new models.
Because marital probl
238: Give Me My Tooth
Do YOU know anyone who loves going to the dentist, lying flat on their helpless back, relinquishing all control over to "The Mad Dentist?"
What joy to spit blood, have needles jabbed in our swollen sore gums, pink goop crammed in our mouth for impressions, suction devices, hard plastic forced in our mouth for x-rays, & blinded by their stupid b
239: GoofismsThe Worms Have It
Big Oil, the meat industry, chemical fertilizer manufacturers and queasy people everywhere are shaking in their boots due to recent scientific and agricultural innovations brought about by worm farming.
The buzz is: worms may well save the planet. Consider: worms are one of the easiest animals in the world to farm, and all you have to do to har
240: Guest Who s Coming To Dinner
My sister left yesterday and our next guest isn't due for three weeks. Why, you ask, would anyone want to leave the warm and wondrous sunshine of Southern California? The answer is as clear as yesterday's, today's and undoubtedly tomorrow's blue sky - because three of her "sons shine" in Indiana.
My sister's visit was a fun, five days - which
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