Humor Articles
406: Orange You Glad Orange Is Out
Where are all the Pet Rocks and the Beanie Babies and the Smurfs? The Hula Hoop got around and around in the fifties. In the sixties tie dyed t-shirts were to die for. By the end of the seventies bell bottom pants bottomed out and in the eighties big hair was literally big.
A fad is something that interests a lot of people for a short time. In
407: Presents Or Presence Of Mind
When I asked Cousin Walter what he wanted for his birthday present, he calmly replied a pair of Star Wars suspenders. That's when I stopped asking people what they wanted and gave myself peace of mind instead.
Not long after that, however, I decided to rescue my aunt from another Massachusetts winter and invited her to spend those three months
408: Rants %232 I ve Got More To Say And There s No Stopping Me Now
Nothing gets on my nerves more than things being passed off as something they're not, especially when it comes to health and fitness. Now I've got even more stuff on my mind.
1. "Eat Whatever You Want And Still Lose Weight" Fat Loss Pills and Carb Blockers
What a wonderful message to send to the millions of people out there trying to lose we
409: Short Funny Rhyming Poems In Online Social Utility
There are so many rhyming poems that you can create to get your classmates, friends, coworkers and people around you. Short funny rhyming poems would definitely make everyone in a jovial mood. Thus online social utility networking site would be a perfect platform to show off your short funny rhyming poems. An online social utility is where you can
410: Shouldn t Meditation Be Spelled MMMMMeditation
Living in Los Angeles without meditating would be like living in Seattle without drinking coffee - hard to swallow. Today, thankfully, you don't have to have long hair, sandals and a tie-dyed t-shirt. Today the look is Richard Gere without tie-dye. It's not Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie, of course, because blonds have more fun. Bec
411: Shouldn t The Me In Environment Be We
When I think environment, I think Smokey Bear. Smokey was created in 1944 by the Ad Council and has been part of the longest running public service campaign in U.S. history. In 1952, however, song writers Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins tried to change Smokey's name. When they wrote their hit "Smokey The Bear", they gave Smokey "The" for a middle nam
412: Skyler Stone in the House
He came from a small Michigan town and turned Hollywood upside down. From the moment actor/comedian Skyler Stone arrived in Los Angeles, people stopped and took notice. Never one to fit in with the crowd, being an outcast has become Stone's greatest asset. It is what separates him from the rest.
Grabbing the bull by the horns, Stone did not wait
413: Sports And Sports BettingThe Quotes And The Quotable
From an NFL player alleged to be so cruel to dogs it should make you cringe, to an NBA referee who went on a sports betting binge, to a Tour de France rider with a syringe, it's been an interesting few months in the world of sports and sports betting.
To be sure, this stuff matters to both sports bettors and online sportsbooks. Gamblers who bet
414: Stories From The IT Support Industry
For those who work in the IT support industry there is a constant flow of funny and sometimes hilarious cases of clients who really do have no clue at all. Before you laugh too hard however please remember that not everyone is IT proficient. Often they come from a generation where machines had gears and if you did something wrong; it was a fast way
415: Tempted To Cruise Through Life
Cruise is a relaxing word. You imagine deck chairs, ocean breezes - and no responsibilities. The word lets your thoughts drift at sea - unless you're my husband.
John feels confined on ships, he feels confined in the tuxedo he's expected to wear to formal dinners on board and he can't be conned into feeling fine about it.
When in doubt - or
416: Texas Demonstrates Some Sex Toy Lovin
Mark your calendars, friends. Texas just got toy-friendly! That is right. On Valentines Day (how apropos), the news hit the stands and websites. Everyone in the toy trade is ecstatic and every activist is buzzing because a federal appeals court overturned a statute outlawing sex toy sales in Texas.
Before this ruling, if you were caught selling
417: Texas Humor and the Things it Can Do
Texas humor is something that can make you look at the brighter side, more than anything else. The sense of humor Texas have is entirely its own. While it amuses everybody, it is something that can be used to one's advantage rather than just laughing about it.
American sarcasm is the other name of humor in Texas. It can be considered as sarcasm,
418: The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk
Recently psychotherapists and counselors have been recommending that old married couples go out on 'dates' to rekindle their relationship. The purpose of these dates is to create a sense of excitement when the fire has gone out and stimulate local commerce during the recession.
In the pursuit of immense diversification potential and unlimit
419: The Dog Ate Your Homework And Better Excuses
For everyone that has ever failed to complete homework, attend an important family event or arrived late for work - if you have used any of the following examples then you wouldn't have been believed. Despite being told repeatedly that 'honesty is the best policy' throughout my childhood, sometimes the truth is not going to keep you out of trouble
420: The Strange Case of Dr. Pietro d Abano or Things Really Could Be Much Worse
Whenever we feel the need to lower our heads in collective depression and despair, we take heart from the simple fact that things can always be worse. To reaffirm this fact of our cruel and unjust life, it helps if we remind ourselves of the imminent Italian physician and philosopher, the venerable Dr. Pietro d'Abano.
The most obvious diff
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