Humor Articles
436: Who Put Decor In Decoration
When it came to decorations, my grandmother told me not to wrap a disappointment. By that she meant not to make a gift look better than it actually was. Because I'm gift wrap challenged - paper held together by lots of tape and topped with a stick-on bow - that's not a problem.
Recently, however, I received a gift that was too pretty to open -
437: Who Put M And E In Computer
My COMPUTER is my friend. My computer IS my friend. My computer is my FRIEND. No matter how I said it, I couldn't convince myself. This past winter it was frozen more than Grand Forks, North Dakota.
When I have a problem with my computer, my husband offers to share his until mine is fixed; but that's like taking him off life support. He invaria
438: Why Are Men Different
Because I grew up in a house of females, I thought a man was a woman with a penis. When I left that house as a newlywed, I thought a man wanted to share his feelings, as well as his life. Wrong. Even those who are in touch with their feminine side don't know how to talk about it.
Eventually I realized men are different. Eventually I realized it
439: Why Can t We Have Lots Of Best Friends
The difference between friends and acquaintances is whether you'd let them see you without makeup or leave them alone in a room with your mother-in-law. My grandmother told me it was better to have one good pal than a room full of acquaintances. I know she was right; but when I want to know how I look in a new outfit or with a different hairstyle t
440: Why Is It So Hard To Budge A Budget
Shortly after I said I do, my husband started saying a four-letter word that was spelled with six letters - budget. To me the word had a negative connotation. To me it said less - not more. That's when I decided to budge-it. I kept track of the money I saved, as well as spent. Coupons, discounts, sales - a dollar here and a dollar there add up. Las
441: Why Is There No Time Like The Present
The trouble with Type A personalities is they're always trying to be A+. I know. I am one. Our motto is "There's no time like the present".
Being A's, however, doesn't mean we're perfectionists. We know perfection is impossible. We just want everything to be right all the time.
Type A's are described as overachievers, who are
competitive,
442: Why Non-Dairy Creamer is the Greatest Marketing Coup of All Time
Non-dairy creamer or NDC has to rank as the greatest marketing coup of all time. There really isn't another scam that can quite match up to it's simplicity, beauty and power.
All other great marketing scams descend linearly in some manner directly from NDC.
From every marketing standpoint non-dairy creamer makes sense. From the consume
443: Women Would You Like To Be A Man For A Day
Would I like to be a man for a day? Sure. I'd like to walk a mile in my husband's Nikes. It would help me understand the male species. However...if I got lost while walking the mile, I'd ask directions.
Men are physically stronger, faster and have less body fat; but what I envy most is their clothes. I would love to be able to wear a different
444: Worst Case ScenariosZombie Outbreak
Halloween is on it's way. Shops are stocking a huge variety of spooky shortbreads and sinister sweeties. The first jack 'o' lanterns are starting to appear in windows and doorways.
Posters advertising Halloween parties and club nights have been plastered around towns for weeks now, but what if on this night of ghoulish fun, the unthinkable happe
445: Would You Bet Everyone Gambles
Who needs casinos - life is a gamble! Just getting out of bed in the morning is a gamble. I could fall in the tub, have an accident on the way to work, get fired, choke on dinner or trip and fall while I'm putting on my pajamas. I get out of bed and play the game because it's the only game in town.
When I was learning to play the marriage game,
446: You May Be In Love If
One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it is not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I have created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love!
1. If you have ever stared deeply into the eye
447: Youth Is Wasted On The Young
Growing old does have one benefit ... experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can not resist telling me I need to clean the pool, but heres the list anyway.
1. If you do anything that gets your hands wet, soapy or dirty, your nose WILL itch.
2. When you give your email out anywhere on
448: A Look at Some Funny Halloween Pranks
Halloween is a great time of the year when families and friends get together, everyone is happy. But Halloween is not only for treats, there are a variety of tricks that can be performed on the day. Although nowadays a lot of people do harmful and terrible tricks such as throwing eggs, this is very wrong to do. Tricks should only be for fun purpose
449: A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer
The world of projector installation has kept me busy for some time now. Not a vocation as such but I do like to take a pride in my work. I've seen the inside of all manner of schools and teaching institutions during this job. From the upper class private schools who use projector installation for inbuilt cinema entertainment to the local comprehens
450: An Amusing Look at an Afternoon of Complete Boredom
Sitting at my desk, and every time I look at the clock it seems to be the same time. Three hours until I go home, little bit of work, e-mail, still three hours to go home. Days like this can be very difficult to get through, much like eating a bucket of rancid fish heads - it will come to an end but until then it's going to feel like an eternal str
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