Humor Articles
451: An Amusing Look at the Days of the Week
The week is traditionally made up of seven days of equal length and depth. Depending on your preference, the week starts with either Monday or Sunday and ends with either Saturday or confusingly Sunday again. The names of the days of the week are based either on numerical or planetary meanings, such as Saturday which takes it name from Saturn, the
452: An Amusing Look At The Journey Home
So you've finally made it through the day. Boredom is beaten, battered, bruised and broken, lying defeated at your feet. You march out of the office into the glorious outside world, free at last, free to cast off the shackles of rules and regulations and do whatever you want. You have precious few hours until you're forced into the inevitable and y
453: An Amusing Look At The Months of The Year
The year is split into twelve months. These months help to signify the seasons and break up the year into easily manageable chunks. Each bitesize year portion is given a different name, each based on some old-school mythology. In this article I will say where these names come from.
January is the first month of the year and is named after Janus,
454: An Amusing Look at the Premiership Season Ahead
This article takes a look at the likely outcome of the end of this Premiership season. Please note that as the season has not been played out it is impossible to accurately predict the outcome. None of the events that are mentioned in this article have actually happened yet and it could be argued that events probably won't unfold like this.
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455: Are Everyday Heroes A Daily Experience
Tamien Bain was fourteen when he and two friends robbed a McDonald's. Tamien was tried as an adult and served twelve years in prison. Unlike some prisoners, he didn't find Jesus. He found music. Now twenty-nine, Tamien is known as Miami rapper "BAING The Locksmith"; and he knows it's never too late to be a hero. BAING started "Real Talk", a program
456: Are We Paying More Attention To Pet-iculars
In 2005 Americans spent over $15 million on behavior-modification drugs for their pets. A cat that was attacking its owner was diagnosed as being deficient in serotonin, the neurotransmitter that provides a feeling of well-being. A dog that chased its tail for up to 5 hours was diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Then there's the increasi
457: Are You Insecure About Security
Is it just me or is there always another computer program to learn? Now I'm meant to learn how to protect my e-mails with encryption software. A friend suggested I buy the "PGP" program because its developer was mentioned in the "The DaVinci Code". PGP stands for Pretty Good Privacy - cute; but I wasn't convinced. The program requires both the send
458: Begone Doom and GloomersWhy You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life
That's it. No more sad stories. No more long faces. We just can't take it anymore. We, the moral supporters, staff and affiliates are on strike.
We are on strike against doom and gloomers. We are on strike against those that continue insisting the sky is falling.
There is no joy in Mudville. Nor in Cupertino or Thousand Oaks. Let us hang ou
459: Best Crazy College Stories on the Internet
College is a place where students grow and learn, relationships bloom, and college stories are born. There are thousands of college stories that people tell over and over. Some of them are personal happenings on campus, some of them are told and re told through the grapevine, and others are college urban legends. College stories are passed along
460: Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast Extended Neural Networks
You know who they are. They wear a tool belt for all their phones and gadgets. They look like a telephone line repairman. They waddle when they walk. They can speak but like all good children they only speak when spoken to. You might try texting them because it's quicker. Besides, they will tell you they just don't listen very well. They
461: Christian Comedy 7 Ways Christian Comedy Can Help Your Church With Outreach
Are you looking for an affordable, yet effective way to reach your community? One that will be an encouragement to your members, as well as a meaningful way to share God's love with your local community? Here are 7 ways a Christian comedian can help your church provide both encouragement and outreach within your community:
1. Comedy benefits ev
462: Chuck Norris Runs Out Of Weapons
As of late there have been reports circulating the underground press that Chuck Norris is running out of dining chairs. Could it be that as the third weapon of choice (the first being his roundhouse kicks and the second being his fist) there's actually a shortage of dining chairs in the furniture market?
Word on the street (from a credible yet f
463: Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One
A new study tells us we should stop worrying about worrying as if we didn't already know. It all started when some group of research pointy heads found out that worrying about paying health insurance premiums was causing people to get sick. Their conclusions were the patient was going to be sick anyway so may as well jack up the premiums.
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464: Corn Dogs Cheeseburgers Custard and Other Diet Foods
In my years as a trainer, I've found that it's simply not fair that we should be limited and made to feel guilty about what what we eat by such horribly judgemental and negative-sounding terms like "junk food," "sugary snack," "quadruple bypass" or "colon cancer."
This is especially true since I've also found that a person can lose as much fat a
465: Discover a Great Reason to Laugh Out Loud Now
Serious people Beware! You are entering an area where your seriousness is under threat.
If seriousness is your forte, be alert to the symptoms of laughter that's contagious. Run for cover as you feel your mouth corners twitch and unexpected giggles push themselves up continuously - sure signs you're becoming addicted to laughter.
No! The lau
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